To set the scene, envision my big ol' fat, tall, outta shape body hunched up on some weird abdominal machine mimicking the moves of a clam...
Trainer Kate: "Keep going and squeezing Sara, nice and slow"
Me: "uggghhh, this is hard"
Trainer Kate: "7 more"
Me: "I don't think my stomach muscles are very strong"
Trainer Kate: "Well, they shouldn't be! You just had a baby a year ago."
Me: hahahaha laughing
Trainer Kate: "What? Why are you laughing?"
Me: "We are an adoptive family, I didn't give birth"
Trainer Kate: "Oh! That's great, I didn't know that."
Me: "So, really, I'm just in really bad shape and I can't use the I gave birth excuse..."
Trainer Kate: hahahahah laughing "Two more then Sara and then hold it!"
Me: "shit."
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I'm cracking up! I DID give birth and will probably use that excuse til he's a teenager! :) Yes, when he's still sitting in my lap in the rocking chair as I try to coax him to sleep...
ReplyDeleteNow that had me rollin'! Good post Miss Sara!
ReplyDeleteNow that had me rollin'! Good post! :D
ReplyDeleteNice! At least you have a trainer!!!! I just am getting over bronchitis and hardly have done a thing in the last 3 weeks!!!
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